Stepchild Salary Man - 2011

If you don’t fancy buying the Stepchild Whale Cock, for understandable reasons, then the Salary Man is pretty-much the same board but with slightly less controversial graphics. Like the Stepchild Whale Cock the Salary Man is a medium/soft flexing twin that gives riders the confidence and stability to jib the whole mountain. Formerly known as ‘Powder Sucks’ this years board is also available in reverse camber which will give added playfulness and pressability on rails.

Manufacturer's Description:

The Sucks board (otherwise known as the Powder Sucks) is a tip to tail wood core twin board. This board is one of the most popular boards in our line. The shape, design and price of this board are what make it so popular. The Salary Man/Sucks board also comes with the reverse camber option in sizes 152, 152MW, 155, 155MW. Which side of the graphics do you want to live on? If you choose the salary man side then you will soon have a Grover-body with small arms and a big gut. That’s what happens when you sit in an office all-day…….so get out and ride you office pussies.